Halloween brought out the sailor in The Hills star Lauren Conrad.  The 21-year-old donned some sexy nautical wear for the festivities at Hollywood hot spot Les Deux.

Hopefully she wasn’t plagued with any lame pickup lines while she danced the night away.  According to a recent interview, LC has grown tired of guys using cheesy lines to get her attention.

She told press,

“Pickup lines have become so cheesy, people hear them as a joke now.  A guy the other day said, ‘You’re a smoking babe and I think you should call me.’ I just wonder if that’s ever actually worked. ‘Smoking babe’?”

And that was one of the good ones, apparently.  A man of lesser ability approached her and it wasn’t pretty. 

“I had a guy come up to me and ask for a Band-Aid and I said, ‘No, I don’t have a Band-Aid.’ Then he said, ‘You’re supposed to ask me why.’”

She did, and he said,

“Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.” This left her confused.  “I didn’t understand it. I was like, ‘Did you really fall?’”

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