Lance Armstrong- Im Not A Dirty Old Man!

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Lance Armstrong is insisting he is not a dirty old man after facing a bout of teasing and controversy over his new found romance with twenty-one year old Ashley Olsen.

Im not a dirty old man, an embarrassed Lance recently explained to friends.

Lance is embarrassed at the teasing hes getting. He had no idea that it would get into the papers that he was making out with Ashley, a friend tells the National Enquirer.

Despite claims from Armstrong family members that the one time Tour de France champ is using the young Olsen, Enquirer moles say their love is real:

.Shes certainly not after my money, Lance is telling friends. Shes worth way more than I am!

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2 Responses to Lance Armstrong- Im Not A Dirty Old Man!

  1. mike rotch

    Im truely sorry about Lance’s “One BALL” situation..If i was old and horny i would definately go for ashley olsen i mean she FREAKING hott. I just wanted to know if only having one ball interfered with your love making to ashley? Please call me xxx-xxx-xxxx ask for stephanie, thats my interpreter because i am deaf and cant talk on the phone.

    thank you so much.
    i would truely love an answer to this question.
    God Bless.

    XOXOXOX Mr. Rotch

  2. New York Girl

    lol mike bout ”one ball”. :) who f**kin’ cares!!! She’s legal.

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