America’s Favorite lovers, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, are sitting on pins and needles after Ashton’s cellphone, containing approximately thirty-five photos of a naked Demi Moore, went missing.

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It’s an age-old tradition.  When a woman marries a man usually she’ll change her last name to his in order to symbolize their union.  And believe it or not, Demi Moore is finally getting around to changing her last name to that of her husband, Ashton Kutcher.

It only took two years, and now Demi is officially a Kutcher.  Her revised last name will reportedly appear on her driver’s license and credit cards.

We am so sick of Britney, Lindsay, Nicole, Paris and whomever else.  We need some new blood and I’ll take what I can get! Here’s Tallulah Belle (13yo daughter of Bruce and Demi) and Frances Bean (15yo daughter of Courtney and Kurt) at last night’s Teen Vogue party.  

13 and 15 isn’t what it used to be, eh? Hopefully these girls will do something else besides drive drunk, get knocked up, slut around or show their private business.