Because procuring white children the natural way prevents them from adopting foreign babies and subsequently saving the world just a little bit more, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have devised an ingenious way for their rumored babies to benefit others: they want to sell the confirmation.

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Star magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie is pregnant! But even more… They say she’s expecting TWINS!

Angie has only discovered that she is eating for three over the past week, a source very close to the Lara Croft star reveals.

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As expected, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attended the British premiere of the movie Beowulf on Sunday in London’s Leicester Square.

The Lara Croft actress showed up wearing black leather pants and a tight sweater over her slim frame, chatting with fans and posing for pictures.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s son, Maddox recently started school at the Lycee Francais in NYC and it seems that the other parents are overly star struck!

Dan Cooke, the director of operations at Maddox’s school issued a letter to the parents of all students at the school, to curb their Brangelina fever! It read:

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While everything seems to be so perfect in the Jolie-Pitt household, tabloids have just started reporting that Brad may have initiated an “indecent” proposal to his Lara Croft companion after finding her rummaging through his trouser pockets. (more…)

Angelia Jolie has said she’s tried every drug invented, but that her least favorite of all was weed.

The 32-year-old mother of four said, “I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, everything.  But the one that had the worst effect for me was pot. I felt silly and giggly and I hate feeling like that.”

“I remember taking LSD before I went to Disneyland. I started thinking about Mickey Mouse being a short, middle-aged man in a costume who hates life. Those drugs can be dangerous if you don’t go into it positively – I gave them up long ago.”

Angie and Brad seem to never let 2-year-old Zahara walk on her own and maybe it’s because homegirl needs some hip work. There are reports that Zahara suffers from hip dysplasia which means her thigh isn’t connected to her hip correctly. She needs braces to re-set her limbs.

A source said, “Brad and Angelina have talked with their paediatrician, who told them Zahara may need to have surgery.”

Brad and Angelina are ready for a 5th child to add to their entourage. Then they will both magically grow a new set of arms so they can carry them all at the same time until they are teenagers.